Jessica-isms: Menchi and the Cycloptopus and omg plaise stahp the mic is picking you up…

You can lock yourself in your sound booth, you can add an extra blanket to the door, but you can never, ever, drown out the sounds of your Chihuahua, passively aggressively chewing on his squeaky cycloptopus because you’re not playing with him.

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