Erotic Pictures That Couldn’t

Trying to pose with my new unicorn lipstick and Menchi was not having it

Some people’s eroticism can be defined by a quiet look, an understated glance, an intense side-stare or a direct and longing gaze. Not this face.

New Boots, semi see-through top… Menchi jumps on top of me and here have have a moment captured just seconds before he took a pee.

This really should be erotic, but it can’t. That pillow tho.

I was trying to be all sexy with hawt duckface while exposing my  cleavage, only I didn’t realize my drink was actually blocking my boobs. At the bottom of the glass is a tiny penis, [...]

I’m pretty bad at skeeball. Also just what in the fuck Jessica, I mean really.

When you think you takin a hot selfie but instead you otha hand comin out you nipple.