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You know those annoying questionnaires you get… the ones that have been around since the beginning of the interwebs…. What is your favorite color What is someone no one knows about [...]

What is this shit with ghosting people Just fucking be honest and tell the person they’re not your jam They’re not your scene They’re not your unicorn. You can’t be [...]

Drove half an hour out, and encountered this sign: … but that didn’t stop me. (Also… I gotta say those little red dot teardrops are kind of cute) Anyway… my trespassing [...]

I began working on this writing for Clay in the middle of September 2016, just days after he died, but it was so upsetting to me I just let it live in my drafts not sure when I’d be able to [...]

Always wanted one… This is only a decal. Why lie? I’m so fickle and ADHD that I’ve always had a fear of the kind of commitment getting a tattoo would create… like [...]

I can’t blame 2016 for anything, and it drives me nuts to see the 2016 hatred e.v.e.r.y.w.h.e.r.e. #StopIt2016 #EnoughAlready2016 #2016IsTheWorstYearEver #FuckYou2016 #PleaseBeOver2016 [...]

Some people have bucket lists… I have well-that’s-impossible-and-will-never-happen lists. I want to rent a glass igloo in Kakslauttanen and camp out under the Aurora Borealis. I want [...]

You can lock yourself in your sound booth, you can add an extra blanket to the door, but you can never, ever, drown out the sounds of your Chihuahua, passively aggressively chewing on his squeaky [...]

I  love ice cream but dairy hurts my stomach so I end up having to eat this shit called “Non-dairy frozen dessert” and it upsets me to have to live this way.